So do you remember how you almost killed me the other day with all of the close encounters, and remember the two unexpected visitors on the windshield? Well I read what the symbolism meant for each one of them. The grasshopper, as you can probably guess, symbolizes good luck, while the cockroach symbolizes survival.
After reading all of this I have come up with a reasonable explanation…
THE UNIVERSE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME I WOULD SURVIVE YOUR CRAZY DRIVING!
Lmaoooo, you know I’m right. :p
Sorry it’s been a hectic week!
PFFFFFFFTTTT whatever! You know my driving was flawless and it was everyone else’s fault cause they weren’t looking at their mirrors and whatnot!
Please interact in some way with this if the only way you got a guy hitting on you to leave you alone was through telling him you were in a relationship/have a boyfriend. For Science.
obvs this is in know statistically viable, I just want to show sheer numbers.
ugh yes. remember the security guy I told you about during the summer?